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Thank you so much. I was feeling so alone. Like, am I jealous because they spend time together, and that's why I hate him? No. No. It's because I NEVER WOULD HAVE MET THIS DOUCHE IF SHE WASN'T DATING HIM. and I have to be nice to him.... ARGHHHH!!!!
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Just know that you are not alone!! You are probably partially jealous. I know I was… I was jealous that she CHOSE to spend her time with a douchebag over me. You don’t have to be super nice to him. I was pretty evil (or at a minimum, I was “fake” nice) and I still maintained my friendship with my BFF. :)


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ohh my lorrdd... I have to say. this is literally the best tumblr ever. Thank you for making this tumblr. you are my hero. my roommate's bf is a huge vagina douche.
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Thank you so much!!! YOU are the reason why I will be reviving this blog very soon. You’re my hero. :)


Update: They’re engaged. 

Update: They’re engaged. 


Word. Happy Halloween, bitches!

Word. Happy Halloween, bitches!


When my temporary roommate (who is the most flamboyant gay man of all time) tells me that he actually has a…”long distance”…”girlfriend”…”in Japan”…and that he will be voting for Mitt Romney this November. COME AGAIN?!? Ugh, I literally can’t win, guys…

When my temporary roommate (who is the most flamboyant gay man of all time) tells me that he actually has a…”long distance”…”girlfriend”…”in Japan”…and that he will be voting for Mitt Romney this November. COME AGAIN?!? Ugh, I literally can’t win, guys…


I know that I am supposed to not care, but how?

I know that I am supposed to not care, but how?


When my roommate’s boyfriend tells a heinous joke that’s demeaning towards women…

When my roommate’s boyfriend tells a heinous joke that’s demeaning towards women…


When I’m TRYING to have a nice convo with my roomie and her stupid boyfriend keeps rudely interrupting…

When I’m TRYING to have a nice convo with my roomie and her stupid boyfriend keeps rudely interrupting…


When my roommate’s boyfriend says, “Would you be pissed if I told you I used your laptop while you were at work???” 

When my roommate’s boyfriend says, “Would you be pissed if I told you I used your laptop while you were at work???” 


When my roommate tells me her boyfriend isn’t proposing til age 35…

When my roommate tells me her boyfriend isn’t proposing til age 35…


I hate my roommate’s boyfriend’s FACE! Can I get away with doing this every time he comes within 1 foot of me?

I hate my roommate’s boyfriend’s FACE! Can I get away with doing this every time he comes within 1 foot of me?


When my roommate yells at her stupid boyfriend and my friends and I overhear it…

When my roommate yells at her stupid boyfriend and my friends and I overhear it…


When my roommate’s disgusting boyfriend tries to leave the house in skinny jeans and a bow tie. Doesn’t he know that those things are reserved for Blaine Warbler and Blaine Warbler only?!?

When my roommate’s disgusting boyfriend tries to leave the house in skinny jeans and a bow tie. Doesn’t he know that those things are reserved for Blaine Warbler and Blaine Warbler only?!?


How I feel after a weekend of absolutely ZERO productivity…

How I feel after a weekend of absolutely ZERO productivity…


After partying hard the weekend before finals…

After partying hard the weekend before finals…