Update: They’re engaged.
Word. Happy Halloween, bitches!
When my temporary roommate (who is the most flamboyant gay man of all time) tells me that he actually has a…”long distance”…”girlfriend”…”in Japan”…and that he will be voting for Mitt Romney this November. COME AGAIN?!? Ugh, I literally can’t win, guys…
I know that I am supposed to not care, but how?
When my roommate’s boyfriend tells a heinous joke that’s demeaning towards women…
When I’m TRYING to have a nice convo with my roomie and her stupid boyfriend keeps rudely interrupting…
When my roommate’s boyfriend says, “Would you be pissed if I told you I used your laptop while you were at work???”
When my roommate tells me her boyfriend isn’t proposing til age 35…
I hate my roommate’s boyfriend’s FACE! Can I get away with doing this every time he comes within 1 foot of me?
When my roommate yells at her stupid boyfriend and my friends and I overhear it…
When my roommate’s disgusting boyfriend tries to leave the house in skinny jeans and a bow tie. Doesn’t he know that those things are reserved for Blaine Warbler and Blaine Warbler only?!?
How I feel after a weekend of absolutely ZERO productivity…
After partying hard the weekend before finals…
When I found out that my roommate’s boyfriend was talking sh*t about me to his friends…
When my roommate’s boyfriend gets an ugly haircut, but he thinks he looks awesome…
